I don’t know why but whenever I get stuck on writing documents for work taking a break to write some frivolous nonsense almost always gets my brain going.

Who knew that writing a one page story based upon the strangers I saw on the train on my way in to work or writing a scathing yelp review could do such wonders for jogging my brain to write a project charter?

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Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

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don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

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